I am looking forward to the insurance claimes
Jasper Carrott as part of his stand-up comedy in the 80's used to read out what he claimed to be actual excuses given by motorists for accidents, recorded on insurance claim forms:
"The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him!"
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him!"
"I backed out of my driveway straight into a bus, it was five minutes early!"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
