We have strengthened our portfolio
Translation: With RedHat in our wing, we now have more money to burn.
we are leveraging our ecosystem
Translation: HR is doing a fantastic job terminating older staff members and replacing them with cheaper "alternatives".
we are streamlining our business
Translation: At IBM, we doing fabulous job double-crossing our sales team and their bonuses.
While I acknowledge there is always more to do
Translation: IBM is looking for other fat (and profitable) business to "absorb" so we can sink our teeth into that unsinkable bank account.
we are pleased with the start to the year
Translation: I got Ginny's helicopter! Yay, me!