Re: I have a special track for that...
And I was just thinking of leaving them on hold almost indefinitely, possibly keeping them hanging with the occasional excuse. Starting reasonable and getting progressively more insane.
"Sorry, there's just someone at the door. Can you hold for five minutes?"
10 mins later...
"Sorry, I'm still with you. Your <ridiculous product> sounds like a dream! Do you think... oh, the tumble dryer's just finished. I'll be with you in a sec..."
20 mins later...
"Sorry, I'm back! It put up a bit of a fight. Now, you were telling me about <someone else's ridiculous product> weren't you? I was just thinking... damn that hedge needs a trim. Can you hold for a moment?"
etc.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
