Swear like a trooper
I never swear in code, but would still laugh at the odd word, but as I've got older I swear like a trooper in real life especially in our currently dis-functional world.
Can't get a GP appointment for love nor money, yep **** that, lazy *******.
Can't get a walk-in x-ray at the local hospital without making a appointment and waiting another two weeks. Holy ****. You know in the old days you could just walk in and get these tests same day ! Useless ****** NHS.
And people put up with this ****. It doesn't need to be like this.
Maybe it all went wrong with the smart phone. Too many hours wasted on forums/Facebook/YouTube rather than getting on with your job.
******* Smartphones.
Or maybe it all went wrong when the NHS rolled out PCs. You won't believe how inefficient a PC can make you in the admin department. What's the solution? **** knows.