Re: Title inflation
Pfft, get with the program!
Get another sign saying 'USN Museum of Antenna Design', apply that to the door of the server graveyard. Then apply for funding from whichever Federal agency doles out money to museums and the arts. In the UK, that would be the DCMS. They fund pretty much anything.
If asked if the museum is open to the public, you could truthfully say 'yes'. Just gloss over the public needing authorisation to be on base, and vetting to TS or SCI to view the exhibits. That would justify the high ticket price, and adequately cover the cost of burn bags needed for application processing. Could probably also justify funding to buy a couple of leopards to guard the basement, because Leopards have antenna and thus are of legitimate interest.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
