Reply to post: I'll call them a Waaambulance.

I'll call them a Waaambulance.

I'll play the world's smallest violin in a sorrowful dirge while I cry giant anime arcs of sparkly rainbow crocodile tears to mourn their plight.

And then I'll throw a fekkin' party so I can dance on their skulls & laugh my gloriously shiny heiny off.

Dear Google. Boo Fuckin' Hoo. Signed, The Human Race.