Re: Ask other users in our forums...
My favorite is when I can't get to the site at all: multiple computers, multiple browsers, multiple devices, all return the same server error. Phone up the company to ask if they have an ETA for restoration. Get placed on hold where they play the recording "Did you know you can get it all done faster if you use our site? Visit URL & log in to get the speediest experience!"
Ummm, no, that is not correct and I wouldn't be calling if your site were available at all. How about you use a different on hold recording giving us actual, current, usefull information instead?
*Sigh*
And then, as if you haven't heard the same bullocks from the recording enough as it is, the human CSR happily regurgitates the same smoke-up-the-arse shite. It's enough to make you want to reach through the phone, grab the script spewing shitstain by the neck & choke them unconscious.
*Deep calming breath*
Sometimes I think I need stronger doses of Dried Frog Pills...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
