Reply to post: How about this...

UK to splash another £1.4bn on protecting non-existent 'national interests in space'


How about this...

Grab a politician, fling them into space, sprang them off the desired satelite, and send them both zipping off into the Sun.

If we ever run out of satelites that need smacking, start in on clearing the ever smaller bits of space debris.

Once the debris has been cleared, aim for all those "killer asteroids" or other heavenly bodies that threaten the planet.

We'll rid ourselves of politicians, clear the skies, and give proper sacraficial offerings to the Sun God, Carl. He's getting grumpy that nobody pays Him any attention. This would be a nice way to show Him that we still care.


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