"a team of plumbers, electricians, interior decorators, plasterers, architects, stone masons, ironmongers, seismologists, stage illusionists, tap dance instructors, steel drummers, and celtic swordsmen"
What have carpenters ever done to you Mr Dabbs?
No mention of a chippy and you will need one for repairs after the tap dance instructors have finished with the celtic swordsmen.
My least favourite wallet forgetting moment was leaving it in pair of jeans that, by the time I remembered where I last had said wallet, had been swirling around in the washing machine for 30 minutes.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
