"the US never extradites its own citizens"
Completely false. It's hard to believe you missed this, since it was in a far-left UK publication just last year, as well as pretty much all major newspapers of any political stripe worldwide: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/mar/01/michael-peter-taylor-extradition-carlos-ghosn-nissan. There have been plenty of others if you care to read up, but this recent and high-profile example seems sufficient to put paid to this error.
Your other example is so silly I won't bother to address it other than to suggest that you stick to sound examples if you want your indignation to be taken seriously. You could easily find good cases that support your point, so using bad ones does you no favours.