Re: HAZMAT suit please, nurse, gloves please!
Once at school my prized commodore scientific calculator suffered from a spillage of a concentrated glucouse solution in a biology lesson ...2 or 3 of the keys subsequently were always sticky - literally and also could stick down when pressed .. fortunately this was still in the days were compasses with sharp pointy ends were still allowed and could be used to pull the key back up when necessary. Also, just like a HHGTTG towel, that corner of the calculator could be licked to get a quick sugar boost!