I read a bit of this article to my wife...
"where he pukes most of the whisky into the waste bin, pees in the sink and has a sip of water from the latrine."
She just sighed and said "not funny, seen worse. Much worse." She used to work front of desk in hotels many years ago.
Merry Christmas everyone! Especially the guys'n'gals looking after the James Webb Telescope launch on Christmas Day. Hopefully there won't be any related On Call or worse, Who, Me? stories from that event :-)