2 massive quotes in there to finish the year off;
The rub is that the last time he tightened his belt was probably 40kg and two wives ago. But he still has the same belt, which gives him the look of a partially made balloon animal.
VERY FUNNY
By the end of the day I'm less popular than a Yoko Ono double album.
SADLY TRUE
many thanks Simon for all the laughs
Biting the hand that feeds IT
