Re: I am here to help. What can I do for you today?
"The Girl From Ipanema"
My word that damn song follows me around... probably my fault for marrying a girl from Copacabana :)
Lifts, lobbies, hold music, the thing's everywhere. The most egregious offence was probably the time I was having breakfast in the second most expensive hotel in Kiev. A gent walked into the restaurant dressed in white tie and tails, pulls a string to remove a curtain revealing a white grand piano, sits down on the stool (flipping his tails in the approved manner), cracked his knuckles, and started playing the girl from bloody Ipanema.