Reply to post: Only four.........

Is it decadent that I use four different computers each day, at different times?

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Only four.........

Define "computer"!

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How about counting CPUs? Most mobile phones have six or eight CPUs. Most laptops have two or four CPUs. Most modern cars (i.e. NOT my lovely Morris 1000 Traveler!) have an unknown number of CPUs. Then there's the oven and the microwave in the kitchen. And the smart TVs scattered around the house. What about your Amazon Ring doorbell. Or Alexa. The broadband hub. The VOIP box. The WiFi router. Your two printers. The Bluetooth ear buds.

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Only four? I think you just don't understand......

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.....and that's just 30 CPUs..........before all the stuff "phoning home" THAT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT!!!

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FOUR!!!! HA!!

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