Festive 0day knitwear
So, pretty much anyone could produce this but MS seem like a good candidate.
A jumper to keep in the office to wear on days when there's a new 0day announced that affects you/your company/your cat.
The only potential issue is that the way things are going, you could be wearing it every day in December and early January. Could get a bit ripe...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
