I used to have a Ford Escort that was named Haiku.
It was the early 2000s and the start of coffee culture in the UK, and i was prone to a bit of a rant about coffee flavoured coffee (like Denis Leary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_dxLiuXuw ) so from that sketch I somehow morphed from not dying in front of some haiku writing motherfucker to being a haiku driving motherfucker. My flatmates chose to let the name die with the car when it was replaced due to extreme old age.