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And now,

...the official announcement from the People's Ministry of Doctrine and Truth:

"We address our comrades who offer their labour in assistance of those requiring transport. The good news is that you are all to be treated as Workers in the Glorious People's Republic. The Even Better News is that your service is soon to be rewarded with Infinite Unpaid Leave due to our noble scientists' glorious advances in automation."