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"reciprocating saw with some sort of organic staining"
"Does this carpet pull up?"
And there went the keyboard
A nice expensive one too since some damn fool has decided to promote me......hence having the chat with the boss..
"Boris , you're getting a bit old to lay under our robots repairing and replacing things.... and you've a good knowledge of our product lines, our production capacity, our customers and suppliers, and of course your PFY is learning very quickly the ins and outs of keeping things going, so I've decided to promote you to assistant production engineer, and you'll be sharing the office with our current production engineer"
"Jesus gawd almighty.. 8hrs stuck in a room with that idiot" ran through my mind, remembering THAT trip to Birmingham with him.
"Sure sounds a good idea" I tell the boss....
Looks like I'll be spending the weekend reading back issues of the BOFH for the best plausible method of emptying the office of its other occupant... which reminds me.... must unstick the dead fish from the back of his desk I put there 3 months ago ...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
