
stories of engineers being locked out of data centres doing the rounds
Well, sir, I'm really sorry, yes sir, yes, I do realize who you are sir, we spoke 20 min ago when you're leaving the server room, sir, yes, I do know half the world's on fire and running in circles like headless chickens, yes, I heard the news somebody's apparently just lost 6 bilion bucks too, sir, but like I said, you do not have the 2646th-level clearence to enter this door sir now, so STAND DOWN OR I'LL SHOOT!
You call it schadenfreunde? Wel, don't blame me that half the humanity (and then some) got themselves, willingly, into clustefacebook...