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I giggled when watching https://www.google.com/search?q=ch5+tv+submarine+series

The Russians continually probe our waters and we must be on a state of high alert

HMS Trenchant, a silent Nuclear hunter-killer was monitoring and tracking one possible incursion

But the Galley stoves were all decrepit, the steam oven leaked and the crew were getting fed up at the lack of proper hot meals

Then all seven toilets on board became blocked at the main pipe and were ruled Out of Order

The crew were cross legged for 5 hours until fixed

(they were about to start using binbags)

I did wonder about all the wonderful LCD screens on board.

Surely one missile or depth charge breaks them?

I've broken 2 phone and 2 laptop screens in my time

Always wise to have backups