Reply to post: Douyin Bug Report #6489: Unforeseen consequences

Tick, tick, tick … TikTok China just limited kids to 40 minutes' use each day

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Douyin Bug Report #6489: Unforeseen consequences

Affected Platform/Environment: All, Youth Mode & Non-party member Mode (TBA)

Steps to reproduce: Continue on path of tightening app restrictions for several years

Expected results: Freed from the grip of Digital Spiritual Opium Badthing children grow into perfectly functioning obedient valued hard-working subjects of the great People's Republic and it's wondrous leader

Actual results: A generation grow up resentful of freedom-hating government and all buy umbrellas because there's nothing else to do

Mitigation: Let the kids have fun while they can, jeez

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