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Fujitsu wins £5m contract to support the UK's troubled Border Crossing system

TheProf
Joke

Simple

Dear Home Office,

Just stamp the back of peoples hands when they leave the country, holidays or work for example, and only let those with the stamp back in.

Works for nightclubs so it's a proven system.

I accept all currencies as payment. And there's a 'tip-jar' by the door if you're so inclined.

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