Love your satire... but.. just like instagrammed picts that show perfection in all its unachievable glory... there are some great guides for dissassembli9ng and then reassembling kit... https://www.ifixit.com/
Of course they make it look easy.. like the diet plans showing how someone can loose 100lbs in a week and look like a hot model afterward....
It is a nice illusion one can hope to aspire to ...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
