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British teachers' pensions set to be released from Capita's grasp after nearly 30 years

Kane
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"A People Solutions division sounds like something from Germany in the late 30s and early 40s..."

"Come out of the shadows, Voter."

"What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?"

"M -- mm -- many apologies, Voter Colonel."

"You know me?"

"Of course, Voter Colonel."

"Who am I?"

"You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration."

"Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?"

"You -- change people, Sir."

"In what way?"

"You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy."

"Purify?"

"No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel."

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