A couple of things:
> "In addition to Allow All Cookies and Disallow All Cookies buttons, I would like websites to include a third option: Install A Lifetime Cookie To Remember You Clicked Disallow All Cookies."
For the love of God, THIS! I don't mind choosing to reject cookies, it's that I have to do it EVERY TIME that annoys me.
> "...sending the arse end of my personal profile stored in Google's data dungeons into an uncontrolled twerk"
That's the second keyboard you owe me from this year alone. (The first was for career pyromaniacs making the best IT managers.)
Oh, and, just because it's Friday:
> "London, Belgrade, Paris, Chicago, er... Herne Bay..."
...everybody talk about Pop Music!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
