Re: Yes, I got that too..
You may want to work on your analytical skills. Actually, maybe find them first, install them and see if they're actually willing to be enabled - there is reason to believe it may not take.
Ever heard of the concept of time, and how, for most of us mortals, it flows in one particular direction unless we're on spectacularly potent drugs which are mostly of the illegal kind?
Did you notice, oh wise one, that the joke you're keen to denigrate was not only the first so made, but even an article first post?
No? Thought so.
Here's a tip: best post AFTER you had your first coffee :)