Re: "skeuomorphism"
2D FLATSO is about as "artsy" as something drawn on an ETCH-A-SKETCH
These modern day "Picasso wannabe" types trying to be "artsy"... ~shudder~
/me imagines a Cartman popup, similar to Clippie, all 2D FLATASS like the rest of the interface, saying "Screw you guys I'm going home".