I guess I'm lucky with fiber broadband, probably because I don't forget to sacrifice a chicken every three months at midnight during a full moon night.
For the last two years, it was made unavailable only once, because it was the "accessible to everyone" kind, and someone had the hilarious idea to pull the cables enough to tear them off. My bad, I was short on chickens.
Before that, the last time I sat down in front of the TV just to watch a sports final was for the Six Nations rugby competition in March.
Pheww. Before that sentence I was close to believe you were irrecoverable.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
