Reply to post: "Now I'll become the youngest astronaut ever because I'm 18 years old"

Buyer of $28m Blue Origin space ticket has a scheduling conflict – so this teen will go instead

Howard Sway Silver badge

"Now I'll become the youngest astronaut ever because I'm 18 years old"

No, you'll become the youngest astronaut ever because your dad is a multimillionaire willing to spend millions on a brief joyride for his spoilt son.

It'll be the best 3 minutes of your life, until you get to university and find an attractive someone who's impressed with your "I've been to space" brags.

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