Noooooooooooooooo!
Just that, "Noooooooooooooooo", please God, noooooooooooooooo.
I used to have nightmares about how to get rid of clippy from my daily grind, sorry life affirming work, of 'You seem to be writing a document of some sort would you like me to completely screw it up for you?' Because, and no offence to any USAfolk reading this, I'm English / British, so don't want Microsoft's version of USA spelling, USA formatting or USA grammar.
So just:
Noooooooooooooooo!
Realising that my tinfoil had really needs refurbishing.