Reply to post: Was'nt quite in the board room

Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha

Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
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Was'nt quite in the board room

But lunch time for me on the night shift was a wander to the local refreshment center (that closed at 11pm) to partake in a light snack (liquid)

The pub had 2 bars and you could see from one into the other.

Ordered lunch, glanced into the other bar... then pointed out to the barman that the man in the blue shirt would be paying for lunch.

The man in question was the owner of the business I attended. needless to say, he came storming round to where I am with "WTF you doing in the pub while you should be at work" and "I'm not paying for your lunch"

"ok" I responded "I'll just walk back to work without my lunch, and when I'm back there, I'll call your wife with the news you were in the pub with a lady and your tongue was so far down her throat I'm sure you were tickling her vocal cords...."

I find blackmail such a dirty word, I prefer "Performance enhanced gift giving"

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