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Microsoft struggles to wake from PrintNightmare: Latest print spooler patch can be bypassed, researchers say

elsergiovolador Silver badge

Copilot?

- What would you want to fix today?

- A print spooler, please

- Here is a selection of open source codes, that look like may fix the issue, sir

- Which one do I choose?

- I suggest you gather your entire team and vote!

- Unfortunately we have a split vote. What should we do?

- Release each one and increase the telemetry. These are quality remixed open source codes, something must work!

- Sure thing, copilot!

(day later)

- Morning copilot! We have listened through telemetry and volume of moans rose by 55% and the current rate of fcks per minute is 15320. Some users also were found swearing and looking for their credit card, they are buying Macs! What do we do!?

- Okay folks. Let me see if I the secret model trained on private repositories is done. Hopefully, we can lift some professional source codes!

...

(of course this is just my imagination and this has not happened)

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