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Taikonauts complete seven-hour spacewalk, the first for China since 2008

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Interview

- Were you forced to go into space?

- No, I totally wasn't forced. I did it to keep my family safe.

- What would happen if you didn't go?

- We would be sent to a correctional centre to get us adjusted to the Chinese way of life

- Now you are adjusting to life in space?

- Yes it is great, the party let us walk and we even have a robot arm that can do things for us

- Would you come back to earth?

- The earth is wherever we go. However only a hammer has use here and I miss my sickle.

Curtain. The end.

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