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AWS launches BugBust contest: Help fix a $100m problem for a $12 tshirt

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Re: There’s one born every minute

Soon you will have to pay a premium to fix their bugs! No good deed goes unpunished.

No, really, working for money? Are you kidding? Being allowed to write software for Amazon and its affiliates is a privilege for a select group and will come at a premium. Amazon Prime Bugs will soon be going at a rate of hundreds of dollars per symbol fixed. You, the programmer, must pay. This is the new Amazon Fix 'n Pay strategy and will be rolled out throughout the world soon. Remember, dear coder, faster bugfixing will soon come at an even higher premium, just like Prime delivery.

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