> Using sophisticated data analysis, the SEC was able to uncover this insider trading ring ...
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> Benjamin Wylam, a high school teacher and sports bookmaker, has been charged with participating in an insider trading ring, allegedly said on an internet message board that "insider trading is part of my investment strategy.
Unfortunately for Benjamin "Why I am so stupid" Wylam, retired Financial Crimes Enforcement Network officer Al-Khwarizmi was subscribed to the same message board.