Re: "Stinky microwave lunch"
At a previous employer, someone once cooked off something that smelled like a used baby nappy.
Not exactly sure what it was, but that microwave had to be removed by the canteen vendor and replaced shortly afterwards.
I retaliated with a limburger, mustard, and onion sandwich on rye bread.
Got a table all to myself that day.
There were also the fridge pirates.
Coworker saw someone root through the fridge, grab his (opened!) drink, stare at it, take a swig, then put it back.
Put me right off using the shared break room.
Icon because you sometimes have to do an orbital strike to get rid of the smell.