Credit where it's due
50 minutes to fix a hair-on-fire emergency? I'd call that a good performance under great stress. I'm sure I couldn't have done it. Bet the stressed engineers indulged in a few of the icon afterwards.
More generally, there's a reason the internet has a decentralised design. Why do all these numpties keep rushing to any company that centralises it? (Looks sideways at the employer's GitHub repository.)