Re: Access denied
I used to carry a printed plastic card in my wallet about the same size as a credit card. It claimed to be an official day pass from the local mental hospital "extremely twisted ward". Whenever anyone asked me if I had escaped, I'd pull out my wallet, show them the card, & gleefully proclaim "I didn't escape, they gave me a day pass!"
I wish I still had it, I could use it to gain free munchies from time to time when showing it to restaurant wait staff. =-J