From the article: filmed in portrait - the real crime
And, TRULY, a "dick move" - to film a, uh, moving dick, in PORTRAIT aspect
(these "4 inchers" who see everything through a 4 inch screen in portrait mode need to rotate their cameras 90 degrees so they can view the world properly, with BOTH EYES, instead of looking like they're peeking through a door gap or a keyhole...)