Today's reading
comes from the epistile of St Roach to the PFYs , chapter 3, verses 14-23
And lo, the blessed day of anticipation arrived, and yet the day is doubled blessed by the BOFH
But ye have forgotton the command of THE LORD
"Lendeth not thy writing implements to thy master on the day of double blessing, for they shallt become foul and unclean"
But Ye did not listen to the wise words.
And thus, thy writing implements didst become foul and unclean.
And yet you pray to THE LORD "Our implements are unclean" while thyselves are to blame for their woeful condition
You must learneth the true wisdom of THE LORD and obey all his just commands.
Here endeth the reading