you'll have to incorporate some trigger phrases in your post
That's the fun, yes? When the NSA's CARNIVORE program became public, some years ago, I added the following to my collection of Usenet signatures:1
Distracted by the music of Anthrax, I let my bin, laden with goods, crash into a bush.
I tried to work a few more triggers in but couldn't get them into a single sentence without it becoming awkward.
1I had a little script that used fortune(1) to select among sig quotes, and I'd run in under vi with a !! command.