Reply to post: Re: Now Pigeons, On The Other Hand...

Just what is the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow? We ask because one got into the office and left quite a mess

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Re: Now Pigeons, On The Other Hand...

WISE OLD BIRD:

My dear old thing, you have such a sympathetic face.

ARTHUR:

Is that why you’ve done what you’ve done all over it? I’m sorry, but on my world I had a nice home and a good job with prospects and I get angry at the thought that my life suddenly consists of sitting in sewage filled models of my own ear, being patronised by a lot of demented birds!!!

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