More power to your fingers..presumably the middle one more so.
"Good morning colleagues. I'd like to introduce you to George Salter and Co's engineer. He will be visiting each of your work stations and implementing the latest update to their typewriters. Please afford him every courtesy."
"Upgrade?"
"Oh yes. The time wasted when typing the "U" after the "Q" can be saved by making the "Q" into "QU", and thus we all gain"
"Excuse me sir, but I am the foreign correspondent covering Iraq. And I foresee a problem"
"No worries, we have already thought of that and Iraq will hence forward be known as Irak. Delegates from George Salter are already hard at work implementing this change across the globe, and it would be unwise to doubt the efficacy of modernization"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
