Reply to post: Re: "Either that, or they fib and say "of course I have, I'm not stupid"."

Protip: If Joe Public reports that your kit is broken, maybe check that it is actually broken

Bendacious

Re: "Either that, or they fib and say "of course I have, I'm not stupid"."

A Gorm is a small amphibian creature native to the UK, which come from a marshy area outside London known as Codswallop. A Brit will place the Gorm in their mouth (known as the gorm's 'gaff'), after which the owner of the mouth can be said to have been gobsmacked. The gorm lives in the mouth (an action known as skiving) and passes sensory information to its host, known as waffle. A bad gorm may pass smarmy waffle. Accidentally swallowing a gorm makes you gutted, often giving you the lurgy and you will be skew-whiff until you can source another gorm through a professional minger or general monger. I hope that makes everything tickety-boo.

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