Stupid mistake is a CRIME -- Here's the cure.
Commission for the Regulation of Inexcusable Mistakes and Excuses in Society (CRIMES)
1. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, however, if thy neighbor's wife covets you, then thou shalt not refuse
3. These oysters look fresh.
4. Question: Does this make my @ss look big?
5. Of course I know what I'm doing!
6. No, that is not a live wire. Trust me.
7. Look ma, no hands!
NOTE: Anything else I should add to the Charter?