Marry the Rich and Ditch
Let's boil it down:
1. He's like a cat-encumbered, recycled-fabric-wrapped old woman on the brink of dotage, which sounds like dot Net's aftermath.
2. She's maxed out on marry-ugly-but-rich, having gotten fat, bitchier, and, after Mrs. Bezos's bailing, prone to impatient watch-gazing.
3. Their litter didn't produce any tycoons, Einsteins, or contagious family warmth.
4. Apparently out of a sense of duty (read: avoiding minors/money legal entanglements), the marriage was prolonged just long enough to see the offspring to the threshold of adulthood.
Finally, let's make the connection so far unstated, by asking: Why is Calibri coincidentally being replaced just now?
"The Enquirer" math:
1. "Calibri" was imposed in 2007, as a sudden, unnecessary, crap replacement for Times New Roman.
2. Why that odd name? "Calibri" = "Cr" + "alibi"...a shortening of "crap alibi." Bill's penance and reminder of an indiscretion.
3. Now that the duo is splitting, "Calibri" is just as quickly going away.
You're welcome.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
