Re: I've been around long enough
I'm not going to condone most of what you have said.
However, in the UK, the Police Force had an issue with a certain sector of society, where upon imminent arrest, the female shoplifters (almost exclusively) would put at least one hand inside their underwear and then try to touch as much of the Police Officers (male or female) as possible.
Then on entering the Custody Suite they accuse the Officers of sexual abuse, at which point the Police Doctor will come and swap the Officer and find female bodily fluids on them.
The rest I will leave to your imagination, as I have only first hand experience relayed from one Desk Sargent and other forces may deal with it differently.
Body Cams have saved many Officers since their introduction!