Re: When turn off/turn on fails
"Was browsing in a jewelry store with the wife one time"
We were fairly newly married, and both knew full-well that we didn't have the money for diamonds. So, just browsing, wouldn't buy anything regardless. It was really the salesman that wanted to show the diamonds; my wife is more interested in sapphires. And dark ones at that, which are cheaper.
It's nice having a wife who DOESN'T have expensive tastes.