Re: squatting on copper for long enough.
You can hardly move around here for all the people protesting and obstructing the installation of fibre, demanding instead that we stay on the extant substandard copper connection. Yes, that's really how it is. One cannot count the number of failed attempts to upgrade us[1].
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[1] This has two possible meanings - either (a) the attempts are so numerous we have lost count, or (b) there have been no attempts at all, so there is nothing to count. Guess which one is correct!